Tales From The Toybox

So I decided to do a little rearranging around here. I still haven’t quite found myself among the land of the bloggers and have no idea what “style” I’m going for here. In my dream world I’d love this blog to be so humorous and informative that WordPress has to purchase new facilities just to house the servers that support all of my reader’s comments. Jay Leno would be having his people call my people for permission to make my daily blogs a nightly bit on his show…preferably read by Ross the Intern. I would have enough sponsors on my site that I could afford a monthly cruise to ensure the proper atmosphere for writing. In my dream world. 

But the reality is that this is just a hobby. A place to escape for a few minutes from the daily clamoring of toys, video games, screaming and yelling. A place to vent, a place to laugh, and a place to dream about becoming the next funny eBay ad-placer turned millionaire blogger (she makes over $4000/month on sponsors JUST from this website AND has two book deals in the works ALL because of a silly eBay ad!!). So until that happens and I can afford the best web-designer money can buy, make yourself comfortable, please excuse the clutter, and try not to trip over anything.